Brandon's Hair is a song that Milo sung when he, Oscar, Jumbo and Albert went to get a lock of Brandon's hair for Bea's birthday.
- Gonna get me Brandon's hair, watch out Brandon's hair, I'm gonna get you, I'm goon, watch out Brandon's hair.
- Stop! Are you boys guests of this hotel-l-l-l-l?
- No, we're not. Gonna get some Brandon's hair, Brandon's hair, gimme it, gimme it, gimme -
- Halt! This hotel is for guests only! You must l-l-leave immediatel-l-ly.