Bea Stays in the Picture

Bea wants her school photo to be perfect. When the photo turns out horrible, she enlists her friends Milo and Oscar to help her retrieve it and get rid of it.

Episode Summary
Bud is waxing the floor and is distracted by a flash coming from the fish tank. He ignores the flash and resumes waxing the floor. In the fish tank, the students of Freshwater High are lined up to get their school photos taken. Bea tells her friends Milo and Oscar that she's nervous. Milo says that it's just school picture day. Bea says that it's different this time because it's the high school picture. Bea wants today to be the most important day of her life. Milo then corrects Bea by saying that the most important day of her life was going to the Britney Trout face concert. Then, Bea pretends that it's the beginning of one of her films and there's "Pre-show movie trivia" and the audience have to guess what actress' photo is on the screen. A goth fish takes his photo, and ignores the photographer directions to smile. Montage of student's photos: Jumbo Shrimp falls asleep, Shellsea puts lipstick on her mouth, Jocktopus holds eight baby fishes in his arm, a small blue fish is about to be ate by an eel, Koi only has her mouth in the photo and Albert Glass' glass head doesn't show. For his picture, Milo puts a fish hook over his head. Oscar goes next (following Bea's directions), and finds himself in the middle of lovestuck Clamantha, the yearbook editor. The photographer cuts the comb off of Oscar's head, but Oscar doesn't want a giant piece of hair out of his head. Bea is called up, and interrupts the photographer by saying that she needs to get ready. Oscar does the checks, but Bea sneezes when the picture is taken. Bea freaks out when she sees the result, and Clamantha refuses not to put the picture in the yearbook. Milo and Oscar hold Bea back when she wants to get the photo, and Clamantha says that the picture will follow her forever. Bea then tells her friends that she will stay after the last bell to destroy the picture. Milo, hiding in the bin, tells Bea and Oscar that the coast is clear. Milo hands Bea a Grow-A-Saurus toy to open Clamantha's locker to see whether the picture is inside. Mr. Baldwin asks Oscar and Bea why they're still here. Clamantha's locker suddenly bursts open, and the Grow-A-Saurus floats out. Mr. Baldwin swims off. Bea, Oscar and Milo look into the locker and find a shrine dedicated to Oscar. Milo comments on the shrine saying it's a horror show. Oscar asks why it's a horror show when girls are into him, and Bea says it's just the shrine thing. Oscar asks if it's weird to have a shrine dedicated to someone you like. While Bea looks into Clamantha's locker once more, Oscar closes his locker, a shrine dedicated to Bea. Bea says that Clamantha must be keeping the pictures in the Yearbook Office. Clamantha enters the yearbook office, blocking an entrance for Bea, Milo and Oscar.

Quotes
Oscar: My hair just grabs onto combs and doesn't let go. Clamantha: I can be your comb.

Bea: Let's rock this out!

Clamantha: After all, this picture will follow you forever, forever, forever, forever (Milo hits Clamantha on the head).

Milo: The coast-ai is ear-clay. Oscar: Ear-clay. Urrgh.

Headphone Joe: She ain't never coming out! Never coming out! Never coming out! Of that room!

Milo: Did you see that! The door just soccer-punched me! Bea: Milo, give me your phone. Milo: Good idea. Call the SWAT team!

Oscar (over phone; sobbing): It's my name! The password is my name!

Milo: Lasers! Cool! (Milo looks at the lasers) OK, not cool! Not cool!

Clamantha: (The toy dinosaur floats over the top of Lovers Tank) Isn't this enchanting! Watching the eclipse together tonight!