Snake and Mouse/Transcript

(Opens a planet called "Flendar") (Cut to Lord Hater sitting on a chair) Lord Hater: What if Snake challenges me to some carnival games?! Commander Peepers: Then you don't. Play. The games. (Cut to the Watchdogs gasp) Commander Peepers: What if we block out their sun? (Cut to Snake and Mouse all frozen) Snake: Warmth-generating group hug! (Mouse and Snake hug each other, melting the snow and ice) Commander Peepers: Melt their icecaps? (Cut to Snake kicking the water) Snake: Pool Party Planet! (Cut to Lord Hater and Commander Peepers running away screaming from the roof) Lord Hater: Now Snake has an army of Doom Dragons! Great work, Peepers. (Cut to Doom Dragon blowing a rainbow instead of fire, music playing, Lord Hater as the bruised Hater and Commander Peepers as the bruised Peepers) Lord Hater: (his last words) Banjo. (Snap to black)