Snake and Mouse/Transcript

Inside Bud's
(Opens on Bud's Pets and Whatever KMart Sells, then cut to Snake and Mouse's terrarium) (Cut to Mouse sitting on a chair, reading a newspaper) Mouse: Strong peppermint. Hey, Snake! Can we play Dance Dance Revol- Snake: (shushes Mouse) (Cut to Snake and Mouse outside of their terrarium)

Outside
Mouse: Well maybe, what if we block out the sun? (Cut to Snake and Mouse all frozen) Snake: Warmth-generating group hug! (Mouse and Snake hug each other, melting the snow and ice) Mouse: How about we melt our icecaps? (They throw icecaps in the sun) Mouse: Sunny Blam? (Cut to Snake and Mouse running) (Snake knocks a hamster, and the hamster squeals a high-pitched Wilhelm scream) (Snake and Mouse dive in the freshwater, and Snake lets Mouse ride in her mouth) Snake: Now we have an army of Doom Dragons! We're history! (Cut to the Doom Dragons blowing a rainbow instead of fire) Mouse: (her last words before Snake gets covered in paint) Turnips. (Snap to black as splat is heard)

Back Inside
Mouse: Well, our day was pretty awkward. Snake: Yeah. But we got to defeat the Doom Dragons. Mouse: Thanks, Snake. (end credits